Just two weeks from the midterm elections and the President has called Stormy Daniels "horseface". Tracy and Kelly talk about Carly Fiorina's recent column calling the statement disrespectful but pointing out that women have bigger problems. Then they stop to enjoy some Worthy Cabernet Sauvignon.

In the new segment, "Google News Button," they talk about Rachel Hundley, a Sonoma, California City Councilwoman who was slut-shamed for her actions as the appointed mayor.

Then things get really crazy when they review the recent Business Insider article about the unreal life of Melania Edwards. They don't appreciate her. At all. Seriously. They kinda hate her. And their very charmed lives are nothing like that bitch's make-believe fantasy life. (We're sure she's actually a lovely person.)

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